All This Confusion Hit Me Like a Dare But I Don’t CareTumblr (3.0; @tarushijio)http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/101ddf748dc71061ead985e903b20292/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79c084180cb4f8b95980f57d6d1f4d7b/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://euescolhifornicar.com/post/50587244081/tickingtimebomb" target="_blank">slutshamingdetected</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/50452207989/tickingtimebomb" target="_blank">rosalarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.</p> </blockquote> <p>Tradução:</p> <blockquote> <p>- Ahn? Quê? Meu deus tem uma BOMBA no meu peito! Tira! Tira!</p> <p>- Ué, tirar por quê? Só tem, tipo, 87% de chances de explodir.</p> <p>- Mesmo 17% é muita coisa, mas 87% é tão… AHHHHHHH! Foi exatamente assim que meu pai morreu, alguém tire isso de mim!</p> <p>- Mas essa bomba é tão bonita! EU gosto dela. Você devia mantê-la. Você é inútil sem a bomba! Mantenha a bomba! Muitas pessoas matariam por uma bomba dessas! Sua esposa vai te abandonar se você tirá-la. Salvem as bombas! SALVEM AS BOMBAS!</p> <p>- Não! Tirem-na!</p> <p><em>Enquanto isso, no mundo real:</em></p> <p>- Como pode a Angelina Jolie tirar os peitos! Que idiota! Que desperdício de peitos! Droga!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50990695309http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50990695309Tue, 21 May 2013 11:39:16 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aninsecureboy.tumblr.com/post/9797641229" target="_blank">aninsecureboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-cxeiSoJb-4E/TmLW_0szRpI/AAAAAAAAACE/koVSqMi5mBY/oid6p0.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>VISH</p>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50928573042http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50928573042Mon, 20 May 2013 17:08:18 -0300madonna<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66040492de2d012b9282c1cac87524f9/tumblr_mmpeg5HVxK1qity72o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50918543411http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50918543411Mon, 20 May 2013 14:37:59 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7cc7dd2da29f2ca7ea7da50f6d9c08c/tumblr_mmz9y1H5KT1qkyz1oo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77331e9c46d228d8ccaee67d5a14ce81/tumblr_mmz9y1H5KT1qkyz1oo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Richie: I have to tell you something… <br/>Margot: What’s that? <br/>Richie: I love you. <br/>Margot: I love you, too.</small></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50823940270http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50823940270Sun, 19 May 2013 12:17:19 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4bea2f345a2999c7bbcb07147a9de7f/tumblr_mmu7vmSawJ1souejbo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b210b469f72d5d50306ad3a414432a10/tumblr_mmu7vmSawJ1souejbo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50565580715http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50565580715Thu, 16 May 2013 05:26:17 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbc765ed24e1e137bf6a9ecd7b1e0a48/tumblr_mm93azuxoa1s3d39bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50557959672http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50557959672Thu, 16 May 2013 01:57:44 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/018d9d41d65ca533efd3b53e4d6825dd/tumblr_mmrabn6h6C1rjjzu4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6e9849d3a425cf982f99cec90db6ef2/tumblr_mmrabn6h6C1rjjzu4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/617a45ae8540384fd03db4f12119849b/tumblr_mmrabn6h6C1rjjzu4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c029049a269ba47374082a3ab51c4528/tumblr_mmrabn6h6C1rjjzu4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50555468366http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50555468366Thu, 16 May 2013 01:13:57 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3401af17db04edf736ee838d2214af33/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5a9c8e6b7dd9e58e76bb4f06a06e38b/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/717c194c087b7a9cd5e261b84d3cbebe/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e585303024f4d40ae87e871ed97d69/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7202723361ee626bc8838177df850d6/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4fef16e8a4f5e1fc8de421a2440c114/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38bfccc32af72d7cb2b3a695dce1b520/tumblr_mmebt9a3lT1rim2nuo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50423460085http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50423460085Tue, 14 May 2013 12:25:45 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b36174deb9edad09b877ecc55c15f77/tumblr_mmroxgerdu1rghbsqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yuamaral.tumblr.com/post/50392663238/sobre-bacon-e-feliciano" target="_blank">yuamaral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sobre bacon e Feliciano.</p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50420122843http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50420122843Tue, 14 May 2013 11:10:21 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/638a2bc436d68e0763a853646ef35b17/tumblr_mmr7w0iWPb1qzpsydo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><3</p>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50363755796http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50363755796Mon, 13 May 2013 17:36:00 -0300jennifer lawrenceawesomenessfoodpopcorn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3f493d2244cae5fe02cce37d35562c5/tumblr_mmpckrISrb1qmggloo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deposito-de-tirinhas.tumblr.com/post/50284503568/por-daniel" target="_blank">deposito-de-tirinhas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>por </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ultralafa?directed_target_id=0" target="_blank">Daniel Lafayette</a><span> </span><a href="http://ultralafa.wordpress.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://ultralafa.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">http://ultralafa.wordpress.com/</a></a>’</p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50289447093http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50289447093Sun, 12 May 2013 18:25:57 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3247cbd66685a81f58b7fb4e8a8d220a/tumblr_mmhlhfITr51qlxezlo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/920f12360a96dd296be44f61d65c460d/tumblr_mmhlhfITr51qlxezlo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sairobee.tumblr.com/post/49938398800/but-i-wanted-to-use-that-thing-in-my-hands-a" target="_blank">sairobee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir</em></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50280137307http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50280137307Sun, 12 May 2013 16:26:04 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63ac2e827327729047c30e507c2f5b3c/tumblr_mm69ms59n21s5ynjho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50269294252http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50269294252Sun, 12 May 2013 14:02:14 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26f89f0c1d33807b1a4488cd00407f91/tumblr_mmhrizEluX1sqtopmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soureacamastonamoda.tumblr.com/post/49945254767/e-dos-reacas-que-elas-gostam-mais" target="_blank">soureacamastonamoda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>♪ </span>É dos reaças que elas gostam mais…<span>♪</span></p> <p><em><strong><span>#SouReaçaMasTôNaModa</span></strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50137104613http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50137104613Sat, 11 May 2013 00:05:47 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4d2f759e040674d5a62e3482e3a3361/tumblr_mmhrkydTeJ1sqtopmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soureacamastonamoda.tumblr.com/post/49945316381/dupla-rockeira-reaca-esta-mais-na-moda-que-as" target="_blank">soureacamastonamoda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dupla rockeira reaça está mais na moda que as sertanejas. </p> <p><span>♫ Dil-má! Dil-ma Dil-ma Dil-ma Dil-má bandida! ♫ </span></p> <p><em><strong>#SouReaçaMasTôNaModa</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50137086716http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50137086716Sat, 11 May 2013 00:05:32 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7490eeff0ecb76fc49babcea2cb579f4/tumblr_mmjpq2Ql4r1qeqglgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca9a9309617594a63b7984e03fabb66f/tumblr_mmjpq2Ql4r1qeqglgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dbe00427efa0c8f357dd98684a89128/tumblr_mmjpq2Ql4r1qeqglgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/551e4d80b1ac233dfe75ec205a17980d/tumblr_mmjpq2Ql4r1qeqglgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erosart.tumblr.com/post/50106111480/yuko-shimizu" target="_blank">erosart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>YUKO SHIMIZU </strong><strong>(清水裕子)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50126560733http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/50126560733Fri, 10 May 2013 21:36:43 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6246fb3f4315ea266de545d246436fa/tumblr_mmer80lQK31qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49948422447http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49948422447Wed, 08 May 2013 15:59:32 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/298ae6009f320742725e0f96b222cfe5/tumblr_mmcj47b0wI1qf8jl9o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49730622013http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49730622013Sun, 05 May 2013 20:56:25 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99d6af0c59c01308eb9646a5eea2a368/tumblr_mlxdqdMKWI1rw1wnno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49233142929http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49233142929Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:12:00 -0300<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cpDwlt_zAM8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/49094786412/daft-punk-cockatoo" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDwlt_zAM8&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank">Daft Punk Cockatoo</a></p> </blockquote>http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49096597148http://tarushijio.tumblr.com/post/49096597148Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:40:12 -0300